Good Morning

Another day. Sigh. I have a feeling today will be very uneventful. I even made a game for myself today. To not eat for as long as I can. Yes, that is my game. A game that will kill me but hopefully rip those last 2 lbs I want away. Plus, it'll keep me somewhat entertained? UGH!

Well, I'm going to vacuume because my mother is telling me to do so. Apparantly if I don't vacuume we won't be going to Mississauga tonight. I don't want to go :( I don't have my bed there yet, I can't put anything away cause my dresser is still here in Markham, and UGH!

I guess I'll vacuume though. Did you know that vacuuming your house burns more calories than having hot and heavy sex? Well now you know. I watched it on Oprah a long time ago. So next time chickies, when you're feeling fat and bloated put your horny-ness to a rest and pull out that vacuume cleaner! The heavier the better! Of course if you have enough energy in you, go ahead and do what you really want to do :) Slap him in the face for not vacuuming for you!

Dogs First Haircut!

So today I decided to cut my dogs hair with the assistance of my younger sister. My dogs a Westie-Poo (Western Highlander and Poodle) so her hair is white and puffy. More like dreadlocks, or on the verge. And she looks like an old man. So my sister death gripped her while I pulled out the razor. I did a number 5 on her body and a number 3 on her face, belly, and paws. And a quick bare buzz around her area. I took a BIT too much from the top of her head, so she now looks like a boy. My poor baby Mia :( HAIR GROWS! (You'd think I'd take my own words to thought)

A Waste of a Day

Today I did absolutely nothing. As a matter of fact, yesterday was a complete waste as well. The past two days I have done nothing but eat and watch movies that my dad has downloaded for us. Damn him! I don't even remember the movies we watched. Okay... maybe I remember some. I watched Confessions of a Shopaholic numberous times. I watched Twilight once. I watched New In Town, Into the Reef (I think that's what it was called). The entire time I was starting at that girls... mustache! Work on your abs, but you don't wax your mustache! Hmm.. questionable. Oh Princess Protection Program with Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. I like them, hush.

Other than movies I've been eating. Other than eating I've been stuck on craigslist PRAYING FOR A REPLY! My resumes not bad. I'm just too God damn slow! But I just e-mailed about a dozen ads. I called a man. Tempted to call another person for a stupid job. Am I willing to stand in a corner and hand out flyers 5 hours for 5 days a week? Desperate times indeed!

Ugh I really need a good book to read. I forgot my Wicked book in my other house so I'm really bored. Maybe it's a good thing that I don't have it, because if I did have it I wouldn't have watched my numerous movies, ate, Craiglisted, did that one load of laundry, taken a shower, etc.etc.etc.

Quote of June 18th 2009

Boyfriend is looking at hats online and screams "Sicky-bro!"

Sicky-bro: adj. A word my boyfriend made up just over a year ago. And if I were beside everytime he belted it into my ear, I would have chopped off every limb by now. In sections. Like quarters. So there's some parts of him spared. UNTIL NOW.

My First Concert

I feel like a noob but whatever. At least I can say it was a good concert with a nice line up. Bedouin Soundclash and then PARAMOOORE and finally No Doubt : ) It was worth all the prepping which consisted of blasting Paramore and No Doubt for the past 2 months. SICK. Paramore later on in the year? Whenever it is, I am most def there.

JOB-LESS!

Hi, I'm a 19 year old female in need of a job. I've never been so bored, depressed, and sooo in need of money. Firstly it is the summer time. No, summer has barely begun and I don't even have enough change to get where I want to! Secondly, I just paid my tuition (the reason to my broken-ness) and I just realize that I'll need a stead 300+ bucks every month just for my phone bill and GO monthly pass and Metro. Oh the Horror. I want a job and I need it noooooow. I've been on Craigslist, I texted people that I know, I've asked my family for advice. Damn, I should have saved more money. Well now.. my next paycheck is coming friday. It'll be half my vacation hours. OMG. I still have to pay my phone bill. Okay, enough of this useless rant. It's just making things worse. I'm sweating like a dog just thinking about this. Okay.. and breathe.

And Happy Birthday Mama : )

Quote of June 9th 2009

My mother talking to my dog, "You have so many nipples! You're so lucky! You want to have sex, no?"

And I think my dog is missing a nipple

The Hangover

So yesterday me and the boyfriend did our typical night out: ate some food, watched a movie. Always a good night out. The movie we watched was The Hangover. At first I was, "Eh, this movie can't be that funny. I already seen the preview and typical movies have everything good in the previews". BUT OMG! NO WAY! This movie was pretty darn good and hysterical. Probably every 10 minutes at the very least will you be laughing. And I am not one to laugh in movies. I'm not going to spoil it, so go freaking watch it! It's ha-ha-ha-halarious. Infact, I'm going to watch it today again, because I liked it. Including the fact that movies are $5 today at Scarborough. Ta-ta!

Quote of June 7th 2009

Mother screams through younger sister, "You better vacuume upstairs and downstairs or you'll never live to regret it!"

My First Post

While writing my first post I am wearing a shirt that belonged to a boy in elementary school, my family is watching Push and it's shaking the entire house, I'm listening to No Doubts singles so I can sing all their songs at their concert (exciting!), my palms are sweaty (er), my feet are sweaty (erR), and currently on craiglist searching for a job!

I just need to remember this very uneventful moment in time. Oh, and while I'm at it. While writing my first post I am going to record my promise to update this every other day (if not numerous times a day).

And I don't like promises.