My Dream Place

I do not want a place that is big or a place that is too small. I would like a loft good sir. Open concept. Dark mahogany wooden floors. In the living room a brown stone wall as a centre point up against a dark blood red wall. A nice kitchen with a blue tiled conter top. A nice rough masculine balcony overlooking.. well anything pretty. Maybe.. looking over my pool that just happens to be there because I live at the top near a cliff and it just happens to be the perfect width and height to match my balcony. My bedroom will have a his and hers closet. Mine bigger of course. A nice big bed with that thing going over. You know what I mean.. eh. A CANOPY. That is it! Everything else doesn't matter. Oh a pool table, a beer storage that can be controlled by a remote! A really nice bathroom, stand up shower. Glass. Dark stone floor. Big tub. Candles everywhere. Two sinks. Ya da ya da ya da. An office. Everything else I don't care! Except... there has to be a really big french door entrance to the loft. Wooden. Preferably blue, red or black.